Thursday, July 9, 2009

Today I'm gonna share one of my secret recipes. It's called the Witches Brew. It is a very old recipe created by a powerful witch on the year 1814. It is said, the Witches brew helps to bring positive energy around you and is also known to help you control your dreams. Here's an extra bonus: It cures the common cold like nothing else. Between me and you, it is an excellent elixir for a healthy and beautiful you! So go take paper and a pen ( or nowadays copy and paste) and let's start it.

MAKE SURE TO READ ALL THE WARNINGS BELOW- This thing could be very dangerous if used unwisely.

Witches Brew

Water 2 to 2.5 liters
Beef and Chicken broth 3 to 4 spoon of each
Dehydrated vegetables ( at least carrots and celery) * 1/3 cup or see below
Small pasta or rice 1/2 cup
Saffron a pinch
Dried Whole Chili 2
Grated Coconut a handful
Powdered Lemongrass a good pinch
Italian Spices a pinch
Dried Onions (pieces) a handful
Marjoram a good pinch
whole clove 1
Dandelion roots a good pinch
Black Pepper a pinch
Caraway a pinch

1* Boil water
2* Add the broth and the veggies - Set temperature to medium
3* Add the rice (wait for the pastas)
4* Add all the spices and/ or herbs IN ORDER (30 seconds apart)
5. Let it boiled for half an hour
6* Add the pastas if you choose it
7* Stir often at medium temperature until the veggies and the pastas/rice are cooked.

You can replace dehydrated vegetables by fresh cut veggies like eggplant, squash, zucchini,carrots, celery, potatoes, onions, leeks, peppers,cabbage...

You can use fresh herbs instead of powdered one.

You can use powdered Dandelion if you don't wanna chew the pieces.


It is primordial to follow the order assigned otherwise the effects wanted would become nonexistent.

Don't EVER ever eat the wholes dried chili neither the clove. You'll get bad luck. I'm not joking.

Never empty the soup pot. Always leave the bottom. After the meal, dispose the remains to mother nature as a thank you gift.

Withes brew can make you drowsy. Be careful.


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